By popular demand, I have been asked to do 50 Friends lines. This took less than half the time it took to do the other one...What was I thinking? And I think I got more than 50 so we'll see how it goes.
1. Have you kissed her yet?
2. You gave my dad a lap dance.
3. Weren't you the poster boy for gonorrhea?
4. Now I've seen everything.
5. I feel blue.
6. How YOU doin'?
7. That's two down, one to go, Joey hahahahaha!
8. I'm a Tribbiani and Tribbiani's quit.
9. Monica is wearing her granny panties.
10. No, he visited a town a little south of Throw Up.
11. You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts.
12. I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
13. Why am I always pregnant when she does that?
14. I am always the hostess.
15. (muffled) I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
16. I do! Well, that oughta do it.
17. You're gonna have to do it in the mess.
18. That would be the work of a blowfish.
19. I miss my sexy phlegm.
20. WE WERE ON A BREAK!
21. Your mother's right. I do look like an a$$.
22. Would you be my dancing partner?
23. We took our apartment back.
24. Oh look! Ugly naked guy has a friend.
25. We just fogged his yeti a$$.
26. I just want to be married again.
27. I can hear the voices in my head again.
28. Besides nothing goes with Bing so I'm screwed.
29. It's what's underneath her sweater that counts.
30. By the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E spells "you are" Y-O-U-R spells "your!"
31. I found our birth mom.
32. Do me a favor. Never call me from that phone.
33. You kissed my best Ross.
34. I hated you when we were kids.
35. It's Fergie, baby!
36. Do you know where we could get some marijuana?
37. You mean you did the routine from eighth grade?
38. I won't lie to you. It doesn't look good.
39. Itchiban. Lipstick for men.
40. I just had a little nubbinectomy. Two nipples, no waiting.
41. Its okay. I got good boobs.
42. I can't believe you moved the green ottoman.
43. She hates Pottery Barn?
44. Show him your bra. He's scared of bras. Can't work 'em.
45. I bet she's looking up at us right now and smiling.
46. You kissed a guy?
47. I Ross take thee Rachel...Emily
48. He's her lobster.
49. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
50. I want to keep one.
51. You were my midnight mystery kisser?
52. I got off the plane.
53. I actually used the phrase, "huminah, huminah, huminah."
54. Frank likes Frank Jr. Jr.
55. I just spent the last hour helping an 80 year old woman try on a thong and she didn't even buy it.
56. Has anybody seen my left boob?
57. I gotta get to work I've got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
58. She taught me about smell the fart acting.
59. The world is my lesbian wedding.
60. Oh look, bear over board!
61. Monica couldn't tell time until the was thirteen.
62. I can't remember which sister.
63. Joanna's such a big dull dud.
64. You NEVER run on a barge!
65. Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
66. I said share not SCARE!
67. What's the opposite of man? Jam!
68. Relax. Take a look around. There are no pagan alters.
69. My monkey is out of control.
70. Can open. Worms everywhere.
71. I finally have my band.
72. I was Susie Underpants until the 11th grade.
73. I don't know how to tell you this...I'm straight.
74. I like Steve. Schzteve's schzexy.
75. Guess whose middle name is Muriel.
76. I am not going to tell you how much they spent on that wedding, but $40,000 is alot of money.
77. Get off my sister!
78. (mouthing) I hate you.
1. Joey to friends about Janine
2. Monica to Chandler (Chauncy)
3. Ross to Joey when they were both on a date with Kristen
4. Phoebe finishing her dead massage client, Mrs. Adelman's, business.
5. Rachel to Monica and Phoebe about Ross marrying Emily
6. Joey to all women
7. Janice to Joey about briefly dating Ross
8. Joey to Rachel about learning to sail The Mr. Beaumont
9. Joey to friends about Monica's laundry day
10. Chandler to Monica about Ross on the Magic Mountain ride at Disneyland
11. Joey to Chandler and Monica about buying a house out of the city
12. Gunther to Joey about taking a job after acting
13. Phoebe to herself about Rachel running back to the airport to fly to London
14. Monica in her sleep about living in the less desirable boys apartment.
15. Chandler to Joey on the phone during the blackout
16. Rachel in a wedding dress to Joshua to really scare him off
17. Joey to Ross about dating a dirty girl
18. Monica to friends about going backstage at a Hootie and the Blowfish concert
19. Phoebe to friends about losing her cold
20. Ross to Rachel any time he and Rachel talked to each other after season three
21. Jack Gellar to Ross and Monica when he gave Monica the porsche
22. Treager to Joey to make up for evicting the girls
23. Monica and Rachel to Chandler and Joey after they went to a Knicks game
24. Joey to friends about seeing (Ross) across the alley
25. Rachel to Joey about seeing a scary man in the basement
26. Ross in the pilot about finding out Susan is a lesbian and moving out
27. Phoebe to herself after finally fixing the broken fire alarm
28. Monica to Rachel when she couldn't decide on a name for her baby
29. Joey to Kate about dating the under study (in a sweater)
30. Ross to Rachel about her 19 page (front and back) letter
31. Phoebe to Ursula about their mom who lives in Montac
32. Monica to Joey about having a phone in his bathroom
33. Chandler to his mom about her betrayal
34. Monica to Ross about growing up together
35. Joey to Chandler after a great tourist-y day in London
36. Rachel's mom when she visits Rachel and tells her she's leaving her father
37. Rachel to Ross and Monica about their dance on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve
38. Phoebe to friends about Monica's haircut
39. Joey in a Japanese commercial
40. Chandler to friends about removing the source of his comedic power
41. Rachel to Monica and Phoebe about coming out of her dress when meeting Joshua's parents
42. Phoebe to Rachel after she cleans Monica's apartment all by herself
43. Ross to Rachel about Phoebe liking one-of-a-knd furniture
44. Joey to Phoebe about making Chandler cave and tell them he's dating Monica
45. Phoebe to friends about her dead grandmother and the chocolate cookie recipe
46. Monica to Chandler when they are getting out all their secrets
47. Ross to Emily at their wedding
48. Phoebe to friends about Ross and Rachel being meant for each other
49. Monica to Richard about finding out he has no compulsive obsessions
50. Phoebe to Rachel about keeping one of the triplets
51. Monica to Ross about being kissed in 1991 at a college party
52. Rachel in the finale when she decides to stay in NYC to be with Ross
53. Monica to Ross about meeting Mark (from Bloomingdale's)
54. Alice to friends about the names they want for the babies
55. Rachel on the phone to Monica about hating her job
56. Monica to friends about her bimbo costume for the diner
57. Chandler to friends confusing himself with Ross
58. Joey to friends about work on Days Of Our Lives
59. Chandler to Joey about no women being interested in him
60. Stoned Jon Lovitz to Monica while interviewing her for a chef's position
61. Ross to Chandler while airing more secrets
62. Chandler to friends about fooling around with one of Joey's sisters
63. Chandler to Rachel about going on a date with her boss
64. Phoebe to Monica about playing with ex-partner Leslie when they were girls
65. Monica to Joey after finding out why he won't face his old flame
66. Ross to Chandler about bonding with guys
67. Monica to friends about how she's going to get over Richard
68. George Clooney (Dr. Mitchell) to Noah Wiley (Dr. Rosen) about Monica and Rachel being normal women
69. Ross to friends about Marcel acting out
70. Chandler to Joey roommates about annoying habits
71. Frank Jr. after finding out Phoebe is having triplets
72. Julia Roberts to Chandler after he teased her in elementary school
73. Duncan, Phoebe's gay ice dancer husband needing a divorce from Phoebe so he can marry another woman
74. Chandler to Monica about her former boyfriend
75. Ross cheering Rachel up after being dumped
76. Jack Gellar to Ross and Monica about Rachel's wedding
77. Ross screaming through the window when he sees Monica and Chandler going at it.
78. Will Colbert (Brad Pitt) to Rachel at Thanksgiving dinner. Very interesting isn't it...